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pet tax

Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.
After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.
by ExitTheHandbasket July 22, 2021
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pet society

An extremely addicting application on Facebook in which one creates a creepy looking, colorful virtual "pet" to play with. Games include wandering around an empty house, "visiting" friends' pets to get money, jumping the freaking jump rope, and running races. Ultimately, the goal is to gain "coins" and "pet points" so that you can buy your pet cool stuff (clothes/furniture/etc.) and raise your status to beat your friends' pets!
Oh my god, I hate my friend Lucie for telling me about Pet Society. I'm so addicted now; I have this weird looking emo panda thing to take care of and I'm engaged in fierce competition to maintain my standing against my other friends. This is such a waste of time.
by EmoPanda March 15, 2009
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pet rock

A special type of rock or stone, designed to be kept as a pet and cared for.
My rabbit died, so i got a pet rock instead.
by TooBlonde2BeEmo October 21, 2006
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pet the bunny

When Tanya's boyfriend fell asleep she pet the bunny to get off.
by monkey40 July 27, 2009
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Teacher's pet

These are the students that the teacher forever adores. The sad thing is that they don't even have to get good grades they just do numerous things that teachers like, such as:

1) Making schoolnotes or the school website their homepage and then subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
2) Buying a gift so expensive they wouldn't get it for their own mother and then subtly mentioning the price where the teacher can overhear
3) Studying all night long just so they wouldn't let the teacher down and subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
4) Observing and yelling at all the troublemakers when the teacher is out of the room and subtly mentioning them by name and his or her own good act of trying to keep them in line where the teacher can overhear

Basically it's those annoying people that always stand by (figuratively) the teacher and mentioning their good deeds subtly where the teacher can overhear. I have also noticed that they are always the ones who come in with the "perfect" project which has all those weird features and everything lamenated and is soooooo creative that they somehow score better than an A+. I hate them so much. >:0
Teacher's pet: Oh, Mrs. Johnston I love that dress. I can't wait to take that test because I studied a long time but still got plenty of sleep and woke up soon enough to eat a healthy breakfast.
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Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos
Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring
by spunkyman June 30, 2009
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glow pet

Magically altered pet that is luminated and fabulous. They will always love you.
Pillow pets suck, my glow pet is where it's at.
by B@ç0ńçh33$3ç@k3 January 4, 2014
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