Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Object permanence

A trait of adhd and add.

Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Permanently banned for a week

If you are banned for a week but upset you are “permanently banned for a week”

P1: I hate McDonalds
P2: They kicked us out for yelling
P1: We are permanently banned for a week
P2: I’m so mad right now

by that_kid_tom November 28, 2022

permanent death

One without a name who will allow kharma to be applied eternally in rare cases of purposeful cruel action and incurable hostile behaviors both real, imagined, and intended in all future incarnations on Earth and it's eventual future existences by all names from all languages in perpetuity.

I made choices so awful I need permission to die from Permanent Death{R}©.

by Permanent Death January 1, 2022

Permanent suitcase

A way for women to code name their vaginas for concealing drugs at the drop of a dime.

Him: put that shit in here
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you

by Livin4loyalty April 3, 2022

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005