Mincing

When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.

Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.

by Dread115 October 26, 2020

Mince

When something is rubbish

Arghhhhhh, life is utter mince!

by Yothman October 29, 2020

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 2, 2023

Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.

He's a marvin mince.

by Max Mason June 9, 2023

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

mince

something you say when a goth passes

“oh lewis do you smell that mince”

by bigjoecoll September 23, 2021

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021