Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

Maroon

Alex and luca

Alex =maroon
Luca= maroon

by Uncreative .exe December 9, 2019

Marooner

something that doesn't exist

A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man

by peepeerson August 21, 2020

MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.

¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨

by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021

Maroon Splatoon

Period blood stain. Usually accidental

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon

by BookofKane January 8, 2024

Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?

You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.

by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022

Maroon

Not the color. Almost like moron. Someone who is a idiot

Brendan: Look at the guy driving on the wrong side of the road.
Nick: Ya what a maroon.

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020