Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.

“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”

by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025

Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

Lagoon

Maths geek who is complete weird and doesn't know how to talk. Lagoons have no sense of love for human race and all the want is massive hatred.

Oh look at logoon, she is pregnant!?
Baby lagoon coming out ha.

by Master Wolfie November 24, 2021