Julesitis

Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into.

Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.

2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.

4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.

There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.

"ooph yikes...i think i'm developing Julesitis. What the hell are the chances!?"

by j106p117u108a101l115 June 27, 2021

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Jule is the name of a very friendly and often german girl. Shes someone nice to hang out with.

"Have you seen Jule?"
"Yeah, she said hi walking past me"

by TTB Confession November 20, 2016

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A girl that will have a great life and will date many guys. She is loving, caring and kind. Later she will fall in love with a sexy man named Jacob and marry him...

Jules is kind

by Anyone here bored October 16, 2018

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someone who always has his head in the game. He will eat nothing but sausages. many things are getting to his head as you can visibly see. when he finishes the job off he likes to keep it inside and this can build up and will in the end cause his inevitable doom.

Person A)rah who is that monster in the wind? Person B) thats Jules p still

by mskeng July 3, 2018

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