CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.

*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”

by Arusch September 3, 2025

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Release a statement

To blow your load

I’m going to release a statement all over her back.

by Tmosfell May 22, 2023

Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.

*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"

by Him69 June 21, 2024

Statement

The quality of being a state

So glad that New York got its statement

by IbbObb2 August 10, 2024

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

Real, true statement

An absolutely false statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.

by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022