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Hocking

1. Hocking is a word used for knobends who spit on homeless people
2. To ‘Hock’ someone is to give somebody uck
1. Piers Morgan is such a Hocking
2. Miley Cirus gave me a Hocking the other day
by Bill Cosby’s Left Bollock December 5, 2020
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Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it
Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.
by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024
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Air hocking

When one plays with their balls while giving a speech.
Did you see David's speech today? Bro had his hand in his pocket and was air hocking the while time.
by Harry Chin November 20, 2025
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 24, 2025
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Hock

V. To schmooze with someone.

To go out of your way to talk to someone.

Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).

N. A schmooze
J. “Have you met the new kid?”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”

“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”

J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”
by bcockscotch February 26, 2025
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hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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