Fred is a name normally bestowed to pedophiles. Naming your child Fred sets them up for a lifetime of idiotic choices and ultimately, failure. This ranges from becoming an emo fucktard, to a high school drop out. In rare cases, a real moronic Fred will be all of the above.
"Ew! It's that Fred guy again, glad he came out of his house for once! Apparently he dropped out of high school to play roblox all day!" Said Jenny to her good friend Chloe.
"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.
"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.
They all laughed at Fred.
"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.
"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.
They all laughed at Fred.
by Goldfish:^) August 27, 2017
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"Fred is such a loser!"
Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.
Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.
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