Mercy flush

Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap

-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.

Man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!

by J. H September 18, 2005

courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007

Four Flushing

A person so full of shit, they must flush the toilet 4 times in order to empty the filled bowl.

In all actuality, the term comes from Poker players who would bluff a high stakes pot with a 4 card flush, instead of the true 5 card flush.

I was four flushing you Jack, now let's see your hand...ahh 3 kings, too bad!!

by WuRD SMiTH August 27, 2009

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

Flush Gordon

Someone who flushes multiple times when taking a dump.

Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!

by Your Pseudynom April 24, 2009

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

by Sybil May 5, 2005

neil flush

The Neil Flush is a Poker/Texas Hold’em hand that is comprised of 5 cards that are all the same color. Most commonly this hand is 4 of one suit and 1 of the other suit that is matching in color. Consuming large quantities of alcohol leads to excessive betting on this worthless hand.

After drinking 7 or 8 beers Bryce lost $15 betting on the Neil Flush.

by WhoEverTheFuckIAm October 31, 2006