Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time

that guy is such an Ewan Hanley

by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019

Ewan

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears

Oh looks it's that Ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019

Ewan

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw

1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN

by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017