Elke

Elke …saying her name makes you feel that you are connected to something deeper and more profound. She loves with her whole heart. Nothing hurts her more than to know she has caused pain in a friend. It takes her days to recover from even the most minor transgression. She is fiercely protective of her friends and family. She loves comfort and seeks it with unabashed gusto. You will often find her ensconced in fluffy sheets and cushions etc. Do not under any circumstances think that she will forget a promise - one that you made or one that she made. She will not. She remembers everything. And she loves pizza.

Elke loves eating pizza with friends amongst her fluffy cushions and super fine bedding.

That Elke sure is hard to fool.

by Tina Marie Louise 44 November 27, 2021

Elk Pro

Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.

Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.

by Dr. Ranger December 1, 2021

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.

Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*

by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022

Elke

Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.

Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’

by Heiwusbsysy6866!|€{+ October 12, 2021

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Elke

The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…

Wow, look at that girl, that’s a real Elke.
I would love to have an Elke in my life.

by Molje November 24, 2021