Donkey

BETTER THAN HORSES WILL EVER BE. Donkeys are horses on steroids. #heehawgangforlife

Guy 1: What do you think is better a horse or a donkey?
Guy 2: Horse!
Guy 3: Guy 2... This is why you're failing all of your classes.
Guy4: HEE HAW GANG FOR LIFE

by thatonekid420heehaw January 15, 2023

The Donkey

A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.

But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.

by Natureboy3 April 8, 2010

Donkey

“Donkey” is a term that is used in poker. It is used to describe a player that knows the rules but makes stupid decisions that somehow end up negatively affecting a better player. These are by far the most disliked players in the game.

Wait hang on a second!... You called my bluff with a pair of deuces? You’re a total donkey! You don’t deserve to play this game! (angry poker player)

by Csal May 30, 2011

Donkey

Cool ass nigga

Harry's a donkey

by Dogwhisperererprenganant July 15, 2017

Donkey

A word used in particular in the field of customer service and/or support to describe either a customer or an end-user who is so obviously unintelligent that you might question their ability to be a productive member of caveman society. Essentially a grown human being that may not be able to tie their own shoes.

That guy was such a donkey, I can't believe that donkey can spell his own name, Who let that donkey in here?

by Hiltz1982 December 29, 2014

Donkey

an untrainable Retard

Hey Donkey just hang yourself get it over with

by PG FireGOD December 30, 2009

Donkey

Another term used for a man's wallet. It is a small leather folder in which there are pockets to put your card's, id's and money.

He put his money in his donkey.

by Broken Pencil (BH - HS) March 27, 2011