deadass

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you’re deadass ugly

by BarbaraWindslowAddiction December 28, 2020

deadass

another word for serious

"yo Johnny did you deadass fuck the family dog"

by symere myasha January 26, 2021

deadass

Tired af

Freddie was so deadass last night, he almost went to line dancing at the bar; crazy.

by Profound Desperado October 11, 2025

Deadass

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: deadass

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Are we deadass

Dominik Šumpík

Are we deadass, jsme řekli, když se Dominik zeptal na otázku z chemie.

by Yayakeeptheyap February 28, 2025

Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025

Deadass

The most sacred of promises. Deadass is ONLY used when you're completely and entirely honest about something. To lie when using Deadass would be like breaking a pinky promise, which would be the lowest thing you could do. You can either say Deadass, or say no and explain how you feel about something. You can lie, sure, but when Deadass is used, you have to be completely and entirely honest regardless of how embarrassing it is.

"Yo do you want to go to that party?"
"Yeah."
"Deadass?"
"....no. I don't really want to."

by Brooke123123 June 10, 2023