Coffee

A black liquid that gives me energy and a will to live.

I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.

by The Napping Queen February 9, 2019

Coffee

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

by YourMotherIsDeadInside June 10, 2018

Coffee

Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive

If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

Coffee

Hot Morning Drank.

Man 1: Hey I'm making coffee.
Man 2: Yo make me a cup of dat "Hot Morning Drank"!

by OutlandishSnake September 25, 2017

Coffee

invented by johnny suh's dad

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 2, 2020

Coffee

A Beverage formed by the heavens to bring happiness and life to all whom consume it.

Oh my god! this Coffee is delicious!

by Pistol in the Netherlands January 19, 2020

Coffee

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019