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Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.
Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.
by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023
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bonnet

1. to locate patches of bluebonnets in Texas and take photographs in them
Hey, do y’all want to go bonnetting this weekend? I saw some nice spots on the side of the road today.
by WittyOne23 April 19, 2023
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Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
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donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.
"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."
by starnermy January 3, 2023
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Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.
Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.
by TOTEMIR August 18, 2023
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bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.
That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.
by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023
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Bonnet

A $e×y bunnie from FNaF SL (Female__--_-_)
That is overrated by BonBon and Ballora. (And mostly by your lil' sis)

Facts:
1. She LOVES BonBon
2. She dislikes Funtime Freddy
3. She is OBSESSED with BonBon
4. Ballora is one of her ☆ß e $t i E$☆
5. Minireenas have for a long time been helping her
6. Officially Failed NNN (w/BonBon)
7. S@ Va g E
8. Bigger mouth than she should have (compared to her size)
9. She wants actually her button booped, not nose. Take a guess why.
10. = you do not want to know.
But. Freddy, Bonnet is the only girl in our rase, why would it be illegal to ***k her if she likes me?

(An argue that featured Bonnet and Funtime Freddy)

Ft.Fr: Your mouth is bigger than the comparison of your size

Bonnet: Well, at least my mouth is bigger that your d!ck will ever be~

~~~~~~~-------$!lence-------~~~~~~
by BonBon (guy on Funtime Freddy) November 22, 2021
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