Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian

That bacon was so good I swear I could never be a vegetarian

by Jason da destroyer February 7, 2018

Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

BACON

"Bitch Acting Crazy Over Nothing."

Don't listen to her, she's just a BACON.

by jhonen202 June 28, 2008

Bacon

The Best Food Ever.

Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days
Person 2: Have some Bacon
Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever!!

by I<3Bacon March 13, 2010

Bacon

a guy that you find hot or crushable or even just a guy you might possibly think your attracted to. Each guy is a separate piece of bacon

Salley: I think I met a guy!

Mary: Ohhh! Bacon?

by harrypotterishotter September 6, 2011

bacon

the cheese of meat.

Bacon is the cheese of meat.

by Time Enough at Last June 11, 2011

bacon

Some good ass pork strips :)

YO SON, PEEP THIS BACON!!!!

by I LOVE BACON SON!!! October 21, 2010