wisconsin cheese whiz

When you put cheese whiz in a girl's pussy and you eat her pussy

Dude I gave her the Wisconsin cheese whiz and it tasted like fish and cheese

by XxXDickXxX July 27, 2014

whiz box

noun - urinal, bathroom, toilet

Yo, i gotta go to the wiz box

by shady guju August 13, 2005

Poach the whiz house

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase

While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house

by The linguist from Cunna September 29, 2019

white chedder cheese whiz

n. A jar full of a viscous, gooey, white substance.

"I sent my girlfriend down to the store to pick up some white chedder cheese whiz."
"Mark, that's dirty."

by Shai November 20, 2004

whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!

by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018

Cuzif whiz

The female equivalent of "grundle butter"

The product of sweat and uncleanliness situated between the vagina and anus

"last night I would have sent downtown, but the stench of the cuzif whiz threw me off!"

by Warlok77 August 10, 2016