Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!

Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower

by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016

Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016

vintage lofi

A type of music genre; lofi remixes of older songs. These remixes usually use, but are not limited to, songs from the 20's, 30's, and 40's.

damn those vintage lofi beats are sick

by cttgecheze December 1, 2020

vintage piss

A really cool and hot artist. She does illustrations and Animations.

Do you follow vintage piss on Instagram?

Yeah, she’s so cool!

by sweetbabyboy June 26, 2021

Vintage

18 years old or more

Vintage is 18+ years

by Harley wins May 29, 2018

Vintage Jean

What the stans of singer songwriter Sadie Jean call them selves.

"Hey do you listen to Sadie Jean?"
"Yea i'm a Vintage Jean I've listened to her since "WYD now"

by TaylorSwiftsRealHusband December 24, 2023

vintage sunnies

Past glasses from a while ago. Something brought back to represent the time era. Trends that resurface.

I got new vintage sunnies from the store.

by Abcvd January 5, 2024