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Thea

Thea maybe has good personality and looking. Fvcking attractive, impossible to stay far from she. Wait that amazing moment, believe.
Thea is waiting the bus for?
by Wait the moment November 21, 2021
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Thea

Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.
by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021
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Thea Nicka

the cutest prettiest most adorable person to ever walk the planet she is who taylor swift writes her love songs about she is the best person and she likes getting sticks in her feet but she's also really funny and sweet and kind hearted and amazing and wonderful and loving and her face is SO cute so its okay she's the loml and everyone who speaks a foul word about her will be prosecuted that is the global law #speakingfromtheheart #intheawetrust<3
why do men even exist when we have Thea Nicka?
by ur mom [is ur mom hot] September 19, 2021
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roy and thea

i wish i had a bond like roy and thea
by roya August 17, 2021
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Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021
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Thea Week

Thea Week is an unofficial holiday week observed in the United States that is typically the last week of Summer before Labor Day Weekend. Thea Week starts at 8/21 and ends on 8/27 annually. Thea Week is characterized by excessive relaxation and vacationing. You can follow vacation posts of Thea Week on social media using the hashtag #TheaWeek
I have to plan my trip for Thea Week this year before summer ends. I usually shop and eat local when I vacation for Thea Week. I always bring my own utensils to restaurants for Thea Week.
by Pauley10 August 28, 2022
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take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course
I’ll take you thru Thea
by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022
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