Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.

That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.

by Biggest man October 3, 2023

Teach All The Way

To beat someone to Death for disrespecting you or your rules.

Oh shit man he's gonna Teach All The Way. in other words he's going to beat you to Death for disrespecting him or his rules

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 8, 2021

National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

rage teach

when the math teacher starts rage teaching

person 1: why is ms brown yelling? person 2: rage teach
teacher: DESTINY EQUALS. MASS DIVIDED BY VOLUME!!!!!!!! rage

by feefwashere May 2, 2021

teach impediment

The disorder that afflicts public school teachers who are hopelessly incompetent at their job. Also known as pedagogical paralysis.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Hughes has a teach impediment. You will not be learning any algebra in her class this year.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying

the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn

by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022

teach lennie about the rabbits

To mercy kill someone(usually a loved one) much like how lennie was killed by george in the book Of Mice and Men.

Friend: omg, your sister turned into a zombie!

Me: time to teach lennie about the rabbits

by ticklish-ear August 15, 2022