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Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.
Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass
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crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.
by sharnus March 28, 2023
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Green toenails

Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”
Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?
by Aistr May 29, 2025
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Toenailing

To peel ones tonail off, yell "peel me daddy!" and place it in their rectum.
I couldn't get any sleep last night, Bob was toenailing me until all ten of my toenails were peeled off!
by undercoverx February 23, 2024
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Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better
Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat
by Wock fiends March 30, 2024
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