Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 22, 2020

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

Smarty

of the smart absoluteness maximum totalest.

I is of the brain smarty

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Rainbow smartie

When you're having a good day and you get good vibes from everyone,even though you should be in a bad mood because people treat you like crap.

Although sallie pied off Aaron,he being a rainbow smartie today,God I envy him.

by Mandelaaa October 5, 2016

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 5, 2018