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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
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Zero Separation

Zero Separation (ZEE-roh Sep-uh-RAY-shun) is a term used to describe the remarkable closeness and unity between two or more friends. It signifies a relationship where there is so little space or distance between them that they appear as one. These friends share an unbreakable bond, often understanding each other without the need for words and possessing an almost telepathic connection. Their personalities, tastes, mannerisms, and points of view are nearly indistinguishable. In essence, Zero Separation reflects the highest level of friendship, transcending the boundaries of a typical camaraderie.
Ryan and Daz' friendship has reached Zero Separation; they're practically two peas in a pod, and their Symbrocity is truly something to behold
by Dazario B. October 28, 2023
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separator store

Aka gift store, gift shop. Coined because it separates a man from his money.
When travelling I always stop at the local separator store to pick up souvenirs for my kids.
by DMMsGal September 25, 2021
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separately

as a separate entity or entities; not together
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately ...
by bluestinger66 December 1, 2022
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KSD (K__ Separation Disorder)

KSD is a mental state in which the subject recieves high levels of separation anxiety when away from a person whos name begins with K.
Damn, that guy hangs out with Kadie all the time, he must have KSD (K__ Separation Disorder)!
by SoulsLike06 January 4, 2022
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Soul separation syndrome

Allen and Anna had a deep love for one another. When Allen traveled over night for work it felt like their souls were disconnected from one another; they suffered from soul separation syndrome.
by Mission Driven Life May 16, 2022
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