redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

Redempt

Redepmt (ɹɪˈdɛmpt)
Verb

Compensate for the faults.
Getting saved from sin, error, or evil.
A return to the pure state of soul, mind, augustness or morale.

"I have redempt my funny."
"The king redempt himself to be worthy of wearing the crown again"
"He was no longer trustworthy but he redempt himself"

by Aki sensei September 14, 2023

Redempt

Redempt (ɹɪˈdɛmpt)
Verb

Compensate for the faults.
Getting saved from sin, error, or evil.
A return to the pure state of soul, mind, augustness or morale.

"I have redempt my funny."
"The king redempt himself to be worthy of wearing the crown again"
"He was no longer trustworthy but he redempt himself"

by Aki Fella September 14, 2023

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive it the next year, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN, so I received a No Nut Redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

redempt

it is a better and cooler-sounding version of redeem.

when you beat your friend in redemption you might say, "redempt these nuts"

by stankystanky March 19, 2021

Dave Redemption Arc Day

The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)

Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass

by Spider-jolter October 1, 2024