Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.

"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"

by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

R. Kelly Hydropump

Pissing in someones asshole

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.

by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017

Smelly R-Kelly

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.

“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”

by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail

Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”

by z2spring August 1, 2023

R. Kelly

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.

Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison

Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭

by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022