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hehe lol pol
by ion.09 April 9, 2022
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Pol

Pol: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect O=Out of this world L=Legend. Pol is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Person 1: is that pol???? he's so sexy
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger
by Wazaaaaaaaaaa December 11, 2020
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PoL

Part of Life - used when someone accepts something that happened to them
by jonasium February 2, 2021
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POL

An abbreviation that stands for 'puking out loud'.
After seen this, I just wanna POL.
by Piasintëin May 27, 2021
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Pol Stam Mentality

When a person behaves in a bizarre, unexpected, but creative way. Named after famous Dutch reality TV star Pol Stam
'Bro how did you even think of using your teeth to block that volleyball?'
'Man I've just got that Pol Stam Mentality'
by OutlanderSassenach September 7, 2025
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Pol

Pol is Pol, if you are not into techno or motorbikes, better get out of his way, or he will destroy you with his mental powers.
Pol is a person of love and kittens always stay close to him.
Random person: wow is that a proper techno song?
Random person 2: I don't know, i'm quite an idiot, let's ask POL.

Pol: do you like motorbikes?
Other Pol: yes sir.
by Lopispol November 22, 2021
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Jean Pol

He is a shy guy with a very very very very very very very very large, long and thick dick, for real i still don't believe that size is even naturally possible. He is so intelligent and very good at maths. Anyway, never rely on capricorn nigg*s
Jean Pol has got a very long dic*
by Marc Giralt November 23, 2021
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