Ped

Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"

I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped

by Pedinthebed2 January 2, 2021

peds on e

Used by many drill rappers in the UK, meaning that a moped has no gas. Theyre implying that theyve been driving on the rival gangs block on a moped until its gone empty

#BundaStrip J2Splashy: The peds on e bro, lets go on foot

#BundaStrip K10: Sn bro

by OFBWAY#3SJGANGGANG January 11, 2021

post-eras depression (PED)

A deep sense of longing experienced after attending Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Similar to post-concert depression, PED stems from the overwhelming joy and excitement of the event, followed by the abrupt return to everyday life. Fans may find themselves reminiscing about the concert, replaying setlists, or scrolling through their camera rolls yearning to relive the magical experience.

After the final song of the night, I knew the Post-Eras Depression (PED) would hit hard—how could anything compare to the magic of seeing Taylor live?

by swiftie13lover December 8, 2024

Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!

Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out

by fatshin August 17, 2025

Misty Ped

A mispronunciation of mistyped that happens when you are a complete moron who cant read (me)

oops i just misty ped that sentence

by RunBobFun November 20, 2025

Ped

A type of act that makes a gratifing sansation at the end of the action.

Person1: Thanks for teeling to ban fuckyourmommy36.
Person2: I told you it would be ped.
fuckyourmommy36: i'm still here dumbasses

by Skidibi_sigm_pomni July 8, 2024

PED

PED also known as POST-ELLIE-DEPRESSION is a form of depression you get when you leave Ellie Bradley. You tend to get symptoms immediately. Symptoms contain:

crying
liver failure

sadness
possible death

lower back pain
However sometimes could take a day or 2 for symptoms to kick in. The only known cure is to be reunited with Badderz.

“Ah Louis why are you sad??”
“I’m suffering with PED”
“You poor soul”

by LouisBigWang September 5, 2023