Nonce

I ain’t afraid of no nonce

Aideen smyth is a nonce

by F ye anyway August 13, 2019

Nonce

A word used instead of sex offender or kidy fiddler.

Mandem your brother is such a nonce.

by Doigy101 February 25, 2017

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016

Nonce

Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16

Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”

by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019

Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Nonce

A slag word for a pedophile

That Cameron kelly guy fucked Olivia hill she was 13 , what a nonce!

by James arther October 24, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”

Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020