Mincing

When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.

Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.

by Dread115 October 26, 2020

Mince

When something is rubbish

Arghhhhhh, life is utter mince!

by Yothman October 29, 2020

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

mince

drinking alcohol/getting drunk

"who's keen on mince this weekend"

"i was so minced last night"

by peanut_donny July 1, 2022

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022