A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
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Get the Back hand measure mug.The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
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It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
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Millions of rupees spent as cosmetic measures in schools rather than fixing the curriculum and hiring qualified teachers.
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