mince

something you say when a goth passes

“oh lewis do you smell that mince”

by bigjoecoll September 23, 2021

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023