malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

So bad, so mad! Simply malding

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021

Mald

When someone is mad bald

“Yo bro you’re mad bald, you’re like, dude you’re literally Mald”

by box.lunch November 26, 2025

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*

*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"

by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 3, 2022

Mald

A word used in order to dismiss someone's valid complaints, usually directed at something the user is overly attached to.

"I'm just saying, the overall quality of the franchise took a nosedive ever since they learnt they didn't have to put effort in to get sales."

"lol, stop malding."

"dammit. you're right. i forgot i'm meant to blindly consume whatever media is presented before me. thanks for the reminder."

by The_Stonefish June 22, 2022