A sad sad man who will be 50 still living in his parents house fucking blow up dolls to satisfy him 2mm small penis. He will never get a girl friend but tries his hardest which is what matters most.
by An even sadder man April 25, 2021
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“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
by Cmassocks July 7, 2020
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by jack_moment January 14, 2022
Get the Kayden Draxler mug.A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.
"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
by Unth September 3, 2021
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Get the dirty kayden mug.A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012
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