KMS

This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).

“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”

“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”

by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019

kms

An abbreviation used during text messages. It usually means "kill myself" or "kill me soon".

Can be related to: kys

Nora usually says: I wanna kms
Michael: Hey Laura, ethics is so hard, I'm going to kms

by shinobinor August 27, 2019

lemme kms

These are 2 words which are shortening the phrase let me kill myself

Example:
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!

In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!

by MajesticGrandpa February 13, 2017

Kms

Kill my self

If I see that ugly thot ass bitch imma kms(kill my self).

by Chassy April 2, 2020

kms

another way of saying your mad; annoyed.

me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe

by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

km

a blood way of saying call me 🅱️

bc they can’t use c’s

km #

by the realest . May 29, 2023

kms

stands for kilometers per second, also known as km/s

L: whats the formula again?
O: kms or km/s

by female woman June 24, 2023