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Joseph

A faggot. Simply, just a faggot.
"Joseph's a faggot."
by namemeaningpsychologist April 28, 2016
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The best dad you can ever have has a perfect wife her name will most likely be Teisha and he has three kids and all of their names begin with j. He's the sweetest nices husband or person you may know or have. He's the best person you may ever meet
That guy is so sweet. That's a Joseph
by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017
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the peak form of masculinity. Probably a blonde with blue eyes. Real life form of captain america.
Friend 1: Look at that dudes ass
Friend 2: that has to be a Joseph, because thats americas ass
by not_a_joseph January 30, 2020
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The greatest Fortnite player you'll ever see. He has an intellectual brain that he uses when he seeks for loot.

In his future, he'll have up to 100 friends... lucky person. If he insults you, he insults you. Don't mess with Joseph or he'll use his knowledge against you.
*Someone wins in Fortnite* "What a JOSEPH!"
by ByeLittleThing<3 May 24, 2018
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A boy so short an ant is taller than him
I accidentally squashed Joseph today when I pushed him
by Thisisnotme.com February 19, 2019
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He is sexy beautiful man. Has the best hair and his eyes are beautiful and super awesome and funny
Joseph the best man
by Volcanic eruptions June 6, 2018
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The guy who only notices you in class when he catches you staring at the Periodic Table on the wall.
He goes by any name that starts with 'J' because he really doesn't care what you call him.
Despite his 'I-don't-really-care' demeanor, he pays a lot of attention to his friends and will often go out of his way to make them feel comfortable. (Example: Hiding a cut when he notices that blood bothers you.)
He's super smart but also super lazy. He procrastinates beyond all belief, and it's a miracle that he gets all his work in on time. He likes to make puns and dad jokes. He often actually steals jokes from his father.
Despite wanting to be in NASA (or some other big company) he often doesn't try very hard to secure his future, usually referencing the term "It's a problem for future me."
He also likes to play phone games or Nintendo on the bus when he isn't napping.

All around he's a really cool guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind. Even though he's a bit of a bad influence, you can guarantee that it's never going to be dull with him as a friend!
"Joseph. Stop slouching so much, you'll have a hunch by the time you're twenty!"

"Eh. It's a problem for future me."
by TheBiWithAUke2022 August 7, 2019
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