Insomnia

What literally every teenager has practically.

Person 1: I couldn’t sleep at all last night... I think I have insomnia

Person 2: me too
A whole group of kids from literally no where: Same
Me, a real diagnosed insomniac: HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE INSOMNIA!!

by Black Army Leader #2 January 26, 2020

Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

Insomnia

Fortnite

“I wish I could sleep but I have insomnia from too much Fortnite”

by Jordanmm25 February 12, 2018

insomnia tiktoker

tall as fuck. tiktoker/wordhunt god with 2 black earrings. rage quits alot. scary. calls ppl sped (does not like me and calls me sped). inventor of 4 scale. attracted to abgs. comments on 99% of tiktoks. works at 3x speed. has good fashion sense.

thats doggy water shit
- insomnia tiktoker

by user385011 November 22, 2021

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

Insomnia

When the heverans cannot get any sleep due to DJ Ian blarring his new mixtape and because Marry is chewing Tom's G string

kwengface -"Hey Ian are you sure you got sleep"
Ian- "Insomnia
I can't get no sleep
I used to worry
Thought I was going mad in a hurry
Getting stressed, making excess mess in darkness
No electricity, something's all over me, greasy
Insomnia, please release me
And let me dream of making mad love to my girl on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth
But there's no release, no peace
I toss and turn without cease
Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast
At least a couple of weeks since I last slept, kept taking sleepers
But now I keep myself pepped
Deeper still, that night
I write by candlelight, I find insight
Fundamental movement, huh, so when it's black
This insomniac, take an original tack
Keep the beast in my nature under ceaseless attack
I can't get sleep, I need to sleep"

by Marrys knickers202 October 27, 2018