Gerri is a rough woman (typically found in the south) She can be found in a all woman motorcycle club has a eagle tattoo or 3 wears fingerless gloves, drinks all day never drunk, chain smokes and rocks a short hair cut. Gerri is loyal swears a lot somehow has multiple ex boyfriends who she calls in her roledex every time she goes to jail. Everyone somehow owes Gerri a favor. She fixes cars settles domestic disputes before the cops arrive and has been in multiple or started bar fights! No one fucks with Gerri! Gerri is always at family gatherings reminding everyone “we family” even if they just met or she crashed your family reunion at the park Gerri will be back same time next year. Gerri is always in someone’s crazy story even if it’s 2 in one day at 3 different events. No one knows if Gerri works as the Fry Cook at the busted restaurant on the other end of town, owns the dive bar or manages the local trailer park. Gerri is a mystery and a statement.
She busted a bottle over Sheriff Rick’s head then pulled his engine and they hugged it out. She’s a Gerri through and through!
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Get the Gerry Scaries mug.A "Dirty Gerry" is when a guy takes a shit into his own hand and then uses it as lube to masturbate, smearing it all over his cock and balls until he cums, leaving himself coated in a foul mixture of feces and semen. It's the absolute nadir of personal degradation, a act so profoundly disgusting it transcends mere kink and becomes a statement of self-loathing, performed in private with the knowledge that it's a perversion of the most basic human dignity.
After everyone left the party, rumor has it he locked himself in the bathroom to perform a Dirty Gerry.
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