A meaningless, arrogant sport played by rich, white businessmen who make deals with one another to shape this country up a bit among themselves. The design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big the course is. The ball is about six inches in diameter. Watching it is the equivalent of watching flies fuck.
John: Did you watch the PGA golf tourney this weekend?
Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.
Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.
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Get the Golf mug.Golfing game. When a man fails to drive the ladies tee-box it is customary to force him to turn his trouser/shorts pockets inside out, unzip his fly, and walk the length of the hole with his johnson out, thus making an elephants image around his crotch.
Cruel variations of this game include consuming a quiagh (a small silver tureen used to formally serve whiskey at gatherings) of whiskey before every new hole when playing in a fourball. The first 3 players (determined by the lowest score at the previous hole) can sip as much or as little as they like, but the fourth player must finish what is left. This normally results in at least one player getting totally mashed and spaffing their drives only a handful of yards.
Cruel variations of this game include consuming a quiagh (a small silver tureen used to formally serve whiskey at gatherings) of whiskey before every new hole when playing in a fourball. The first 3 players (determined by the lowest score at the previous hole) can sip as much or as little as they like, but the fourth player must finish what is left. This normally results in at least one player getting totally mashed and spaffing their drives only a handful of yards.
"Ooops, failed to make the ladies tee again, you know what that means - elephant golf!"
"Let's hit the golf course with a bottle of dram for some elephant golf"
"OK, rules for todays golf competition. No ladies on the course, and elephant golf to be played at all times."
"Let's hit the golf course with a bottle of dram for some elephant golf"
"OK, rules for todays golf competition. No ladies on the course, and elephant golf to be played at all times."
by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006
Get the elephant golf mug.A spin off of the game of golf. The equipment includes a pitching wedge golf club and a tennis ball. The object of the game is then to hit the tennis ball at select objects on the quad, usually on an open quad on a college campus. The winner is the person who hits the target is the least amount of strokes. (See golf)
by Capt_JD8 April 11, 2009
Get the Quad Golf mug.Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
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Get the frisbee golf mug.Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do
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