Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

Destination hallucination

When oneself/someone is taking every single drug 'under the sun' to reach the ultimate hallucination

Man I got fucked up last night. I took everything man, I was on a one way ticket to destination hallucination

by Jack all mighty Parker November 20, 2016

Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.

She is going straight to destination fucked.

by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

Destination FUCKED

The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by

Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right

Yea so I went to Toby's house and his mum headed for destination FUCKED

by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019

Destination Slam

A slampiece in a remote destination, that one travels to to hook up with, or hooks up with every time he or she is visiting that location

"Kari has a destination slam in every state in Brazil. She stays with one of them every year during Carnaval"

"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"

by Smart Laxer October 3, 2017

Destination Fucked

A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig

She got a one-way ticket to destination fucked after messing that up horribly

by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked

I was fucking around and the roof and took a hard right to destination fucked

by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018