a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
by anonymous help February 26, 2005
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by Tara February 10, 2005
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Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
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Your a fucking DILDO!
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