defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Defenestrate

Something I wish to do to my brother.

My brother is such an asshole I want to defenestrate him.

by DiamondCraft207 December 17, 2021

Defenestration

The act of throwing somebody out of a window.

ex:
person 1:“I just defenestrated the science teacher! No more homework!”

person 2:“what”

person 1:“what”

person 2:”why tf would you commit defenestration on her-“

person 1:”you complained about having the homework so I solved the problem! you’re welcome!”

by yae miko’s left ear December 18, 2021

Defenestrate

The magic art of throwing something or someone out of a window.

ME: I can't Defenestrate him!
The King: Ok I'll Defenestrate YOU.

by KingPenguinThe8th March 18, 2022

Defenestrate

the act of yeeting something or someone out of a window

"I want to defenestrate myself out of a window"

by Evawolfdog January 31, 2022

Defenestration

When you throw someone out of a window trying to assasinate them.
Mostly failing.

The man hired an assassin to kill the woman by defenestration. He was caught and was later arrested along with the assassin.
Police:he was a terrible assassin not to mension a weak one he couldn't even lift her up to defenestrate her.

by Leg, man March 30, 2022

defenestrate

To yeet someone out a window.

*In EA Headquarters*
Boss: Guys we need more ways to get more money from gamers, any ideas?
Employee 1: Charge them more on buying the game and in-game products!
Employee 2: Release a new FIFA game that is exactly the same as the last one!
Employee 3: Stop making high-price crappy games and instead make good games that attract people to buy them
Boss: *insert triggered face*
Employee 3: :I
*Employee 3 gets defenestrated*

by Webbo10101 February 8, 2021