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eye crust

Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it!
by zosow25 February 28, 2009
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Jesus Crust

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.
Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.
by pepperman7 September 5, 2011
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Slut Crust

The undesirable reminisce left behind after a girl has allowed multiple guys to have sex with her in one night or in any period of time she goes without showering.
Did you hear about how she let those guys run a train on her? she has major slut crust!

That nasty hoe hasn't washed in weeks, I cant even imagine all of the slut crust she has collected
by MiAm0r May 13, 2010
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Stuffed Crust

A blunt, that's tightly rolled..with a good amount, of high grade cannabis.
I'm smoking, that stuffed crust.
by That Jiggy Nigga March 12, 2016
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Crust Lord

Someone who you can tell is lacking proper hygiene and is generally greasy. Originated in Coal Grove, OH.
Man, that kid is such a freakin’ CRUST LORD, his hair looks like it’s solid!
by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019
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ass crust

you must have a hairy ass for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet shit and you wipe your ass and shit gets stuck in your ass hair without you knowing and becomes crusty.
"man i found out i had ass crust yesterday when i was picking my crack."
by coorreey August 16, 2006
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Cromwell's Crust

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.
I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...
by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009
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