college climber

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.

“Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”

by ohgodno December 8, 2017

Climber's High

When you reach a goal or feel like you are on top of your world

We've reached our climber's high

This is our climber's high

by Coco_bunbun January 26, 2018

Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017

2020 Social Climber

Someone who aspires to share dinner in a restaurant with another person, before the year is out.

He accepted that he was a 2020 Social Climber, longing to be invited to any party, where he would weave fanciful stories of having been anywhere, and rubbed elbows with anyone.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020

Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climber

South-American inspired pointed-toe cowboy boots specially designed to kill cornered cockaroaches and then quickly climb a chain-link fence to freedom.

Jose is so lucky. His wife gave him a pair of Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climbers on Cinco-de-Mayo. Go Jose Go!!

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.

Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am

by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011

climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.

Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023