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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
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Claud cove

Claud cove syndrome is a disease that is where you cant stop saying claud cove and is VERY contagious
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by richardxclaudcove March 19, 2023
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Claud cove

VERY contagious diease where u cant stop saying claud cove till cheif.richards asks her out
by richardxclaudcove March 19, 2023
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Clauded

When someone creates an elaborate public performance to ask you to be "just friends"
I got clauded at assembly when Rhianna descended from the rafters and asked a series of questions until I was the last one standing. She then asked me to prom but said we'd only be going as friends.
by Lincoln's love history tour February 12, 2023
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Claud

The most handsome and sexy mali on cord. People would call him a weeb, yet he's a marketing genius, promoting Naruto.
K1ng: " Why's there so many weebs in chat? "
Iceyy: " Claud probably summoned them. "
by ClaudiusEra April 11, 2023
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A5M claude

A Japanese ww2 plane used to bomb allied countries during world war 2
This japanese plane was used in the pacific war the A5M claude.
by Gimegame September 2, 2023
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Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.
by Anony. Res September 21, 2023
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