Chud

(Chud) Any crude liquid or creamy based substance released from the body.

"Man, you sick! You about to chud?"

"I left some major chud in your toilet."

"You dick! You blasted me with chud!"

by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005

chud

penis that is as wide as it is long

look, he has a chud

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Chud

A chad and a stud combined, a total badass.

Person 1: "Look at that fucking chud!"
Person 2: "I know right, what a badass!"

by ajaajajajajajajaja May 13, 2020

Chud

An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel.

Male equivalent of minge

a) After I shaved my cock, she thrust that chud into her mouth.

b) She chomped my chud all night!

by elsmeghead February 26, 2011

chud

A multi-purpose word generally used to describe someone who is a douche-bag.

Jesse: Hey Marc, don't you just hate those guys that perpetuate stupid slang terms that no one uses?
Marc: Oh yeah, those chuds!
Jesse: What's a chud?
Marc: Well, you know... god! You guys have no culture!

by jingleballs27 November 17, 2011

Chud

This is when your penis is wider than it is long.

Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.

by jonnyboy123 September 5, 2007

Chud

A person that constantly disappoints friends and family.

Such as being late for their own party, never being able to be contacted when needed and forgetting important events.

Other characteristics of a chud, include, but is not limited to trying to act kawaii and consistently fails at their attempts to do anything.

I can't believe that chud is late for his own party.
Dude, did you see that chud randomly blurt out stuff during class.

by Kiddwarrior June 14, 2014