by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
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Get the chrissy rizzy mug.Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
by Greg man August 16, 2023
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sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
Get the Chrissy wake up mug.Chrissy or Christie is prob short asf and lowkey a shnackkkk 😉 if u EVER walk by a chrissy in yo life dam boy u lucky as hell 😤 she’s prob taken by an R name ( ricardo etc ) she prob drinks bubble tea and will not hesitate to eat ur newborn puppy. After she takes 8 years to finish eating ur puppy she prob gonna throw up blood and walk out and leave u to rot and die alone in the basement of hell. She is most likely secretly a man underneath those baggy jeans of his/hers but no one really knows yet. 😳🙊 she is also a god at the science fair and will flex on u for it.💯
Boy1 damn who’s that shordy over there
Boy2 man idk i think her name is shawty
Boy3 nah bro das chrissy.. does she have a dollar in her purse doe?
Boy2 man idk i think her name is shawty
Boy3 nah bro das chrissy.. does she have a dollar in her purse doe?
by papi rea January 28, 2020
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by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
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