Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.

"Joe Rogan has a small chode."

by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019

Chode

A peen wider than it is long

Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode

by Jackson Wilhelmi January 16, 2020

Chode

A penis that is wider than it's length.

"I bet mans gotta chode"

by Seb the skater April 28, 2020

Chode

Short for chubby toad

“it’s a chode” -Summer C.

by Iamg18 August 30, 2020