Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

Chippers

Sometimes pronounced "Chippahs" by many Boston natives and common hockey feens;

A nickname for the fast food restaurant Chipotle

"Hey, Chris you wanna go to Chippers??"

by shashahah April 27, 2023

Ron chipper

The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.

“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”

“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”

“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”

by SPORTSBRO October 9, 2022

Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.

Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!

by Irreverent Reverend February 16, 2022

Dirty Chipper

A man who can cum 1 liter in 2 minutes, and then do it again in 1 hr

Bill: Richard is SUCH a dirty chipper.
Ainsley: I want him to blow a load on my face

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022

Chipper

Another name for a pencil sharpener in the south of Ireland.

Hey Dave, can ya pass me your chipper? I need to sharpen my pencil.

by Shaun Baun January 8, 2021

Chipper

A cute but insufferable jerk, that's opinion lowers the IQ of the room.

Referring to the chicks at an egg farm that are tossed in the wood chipper.

Look, I know you aren't a Chipper but thats some seriously dumb shit you are saying..

by EchosNineteen February 12, 2021