Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

Capri Sun

The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun

Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed

by hrent December 29, 2016

dirty capri

A woman named Capri, who’s dirty.

It’s me, I’m the dirty Capri

by Caprisuns8 September 8, 2021

capri sun

after swallowing a load of James chode

woah it was so big I had two capri suns.

by JamesAndLilly.com September 14, 2021

Capri Fun

Sticking a snorty directly into your coke bag and snorting all contents

Dude I didnt have time to cut lines so I Capri Funned that bitch

by VictoriasBigMouth February 14, 2012

Capri

A big place and a big person

Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot

Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness

by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 11, 2018

Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun

Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun

by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018